Womanizer

Francois is back to work. My first important task of the day was updating him on all the people who have "hooked up" in the past week -- Jean-Francois and Vanessa, Jules and Lawrence, another Francois and IForgotHerName, and Kate and Marc, among others. I think there's something in the water.

It's not in my water, though, just FYI. Just other people's water. Or wine. Whatever.

This aside, Patrick ("grapes") decided mid-afternoon that it was time for the three of us to take a break. He did this by walking into our office and yelling, "BREAK!" in English, twice -- once to me and once to Francois. Okay. We follow him into his office, where he has Youtube up on his computer. He already showed me this video last week, but he's decided Francois and I both need to watch it with him. Only this time, he dances along. I can't possibly put into words how funny this is to watch, given Patrick's general lack of resemblance to Britney. He's got moves, though. (To my straight male friends who are seeing this video: consider this the counterpart to the link to male models a few weeks ago -- this is as good as it's gonna get from my side.)

This song is now completely stuck in my head, and I keep finding myself dancing to it with my own Britney-like moves. Thank goodness I'm alone. Besides, while I might think my moves are Britney-like, they're probably more Barney-like in actuality. Disappointing.

Otherwise, it was a regular day. Francois asked me to do some things in Photoshop. I said, "Sure!" (Panic: I don't know Photoshop. Why did I say "sure"?) So, I did the responsible thing and checked my personal email, instead. You never know -- one of you might have sent me Photoshop instructions on a whim. I could hope. Eventually, I kinda sorta figured it out, but not entirely. Maybe I'll color him what he wanted. I know how to color...